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Belgian Waffles- now THERE are some tasty little fuckers.
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Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.
Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!
The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
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The only known cure to prostate cancer.
It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
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When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.
I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.
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when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.
originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"
person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.
He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.
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