belshaw

a biblical legend often written out of conventional bibles because he overshadowed jesus

god: "get belshaw out of the book hes makin us all look rubbish"

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Belshaw

A belshaw is a sexual manoeuvre where one fucks a woman until they're about to orgasm then pulls out and says "I'll be back" but never returns.

Guy 1: Brooo I pulled a Belshaw last night
Guy 2: Oh my god you cruel bastard!