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A sloth and glutton who indulges in alcohol, food, and unemployment so profoundly, their only means of paying their body’s diabetes tax is with their extremities.
Did you hear about The Big Old Beuf? He drank alcohol and ate greasy chicken sleaze his entire life now him and his dick pig wife have diabetes type 2 and their legs are rotting off.
Friend: FUCKIN A MAAAAAAN, I AINT NO BOSS BEUF MAN. I AINT LOSING MY LEGS AND GETTING SUGAR FOOT MAAAAAAAAAAAN
The french pronouciation of 'beef' usually used in the UK to describe an overly-used Vagina
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verb - to jump into the air and hit someone with your buttocks.
Scott beufed Dave to the ground.
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An average white fat male who sits on the couch all day while his wife gets stuffed by bulls a beuf is also someone who nuts and kneels also is a sick dirty dog
When you've lost the urge to beat off like you used too
Many Tony has some BEUF DICK. He hasn't beat off in weeks, and he normally beats off 5 times daily