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The mixture of Jim Beam and Monster Energy Drink. The concoction is one part Jim to two parts Monster. It is only considered a "Big" Jim if the Monster is poured from a BFC.
Man I was so sore the morning after I discovered Big Jim.
I met Big Jim at the Super 8 and its a night I will never forget.
1.) A mans penis (large). 2.)A Fat man named Jim. 3.)A radio celebrity on 101 KUFO. 4.)A guy who owes Red a hat and a drink for burning the leather in his Infinity Q45, with a cigarette that he bummed off Red in the first place. All this after Red was generous(see: Stoned) enough to drive his drunken monkey ass home even though Red was at work and couldn't really leave but since Big Jim is such a big celebrity(see also: Drunkard), Red asked his boss nicely(see: ass kissing), got permission and then found out that Big Jim Lives in BFE(see also: Bum Fuck Egypt and Butt Fuck Egypt). You see Red works/lives in the Burbs(see: rich kids). But Jim lives in the Big City(see also: Girlfriends parents house). Red has a lead foot and was going about 75-80mph down Hwy 26(see also: evading the police), when due to a taco truck(see also: Roach Coach), traffic was stopped in the tunnel onto 405 south. Red cursed at the top of his lungs. Then Big Jim tried to cuss with his drunken wit but ended up just burning a large hole in Red's leather seat. :) Happy Birthday Ya Big bastard!!! We all love you! Just not in that sexual way! Except Your Girl.......and Marconi(see also: Big Guy Lovin). I need me a KUFO Hat(see also: Hook a brother up)!
def 1 ex.) Big Jim and the twins. def 2 ex.) "Hey there's that fat bastard Jim!". def 3 ex.) "It's the Marconi Show with Marconi, Kristine, and Big Jim!". def 4 ex.) It's the same Big bastard from The Marconi Show on KUFO.
Note:
Due to writers lack of sobriety accuracy is
between 60-90%
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Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the greater Nebraska area. Big Jim Slade comes with the Joy of Sex audio series in case the man cannot perform Big Jim Slade will slide up in there and throw his thing down.
"Her man could get it up so Big Jim Slade burst through the door and threw his thing down to the womans delight."
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Big Jim Drip is someone who has surpassed being just Drippy, but has become Big, and Drippy, Typically he was known as Drippy John but had heard us refer to him as Jimmy John, so why stay Drippy when you can become something more? Big Jim Drip is just the worlds Biggest Drippiest Jim, he owns every Jimmy Johns establishment in the USA, Big Jim Drip is huge, he loves white sticky juice, and Star Bursts ( Considering that he fought over one during lunch . )
"Holy shit! Is that Big Jim Drip?!"
"Stop calling me Jim!"
"My lord! He's so drippy thicky and sticky!"
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A person who supports poorly run organizations but argues that they are "light-years ahead". They then take on the name "Uncle Big Jim"
Jimjig: The San Francisco Giants are such an amazing team. Their farm system is ranked 30th in the MLB and they are 3.5 games behind the wild card.
Wise Vahe: Oh don't be preposterous Jimjig, they will never catch up to the Almighty Los Angeles Dodgers who God has blessed then with World Series victories from 2019 to infinity.
Jimjig: Well let's go Dodgers!
Wise Vahe: What an Uncle Big Jim.