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Any man that is named Big Steve should never be near you.
I was walking down a dark alley, and then Big Steve showed up out of nowhere and grabbed me! He pushed me against the wall and immediately took out his 12 inch dildo and stuffed it into my mouth as he grinned evily. With his machete, he began cutting my pants until they fell off and proceeded to fondle my ass. I let out a muffled yell, but it was no use. Before I could try to defend myself, he had already slid his hard rod into my tight hole. I shut my eyes tightly and groaned as he pumped his steel into my ass, and he was loving it. Finally he shot a huge load into my ass and he pulled out, sliding the dildo out of my mouth and handing me my torn pants.
"Next weekend sound alright?" he asked.
"Sure," I responded.
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The man that you know has definitely screwed your mom.
That guy is such a Big Steve. He could have at least call Mom the next day.
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Slayer of Women, Romancer of Milf's. Ultra mega giga Chad, conquerer of pussy, Destroyer of virgins. ULTIMATE sigma male
Dude look at that guy, he's definitely the Big Guy Steve
A cruising homosexual who prays on vulnerable, drunk freshers at University; specialising in the parting of arse cheeks with precision and vigour.
Person A: 'Have you heard what happened to Joe last night?'
Person B: 'Enlighten me'
Person A: 'He had an experience with Big Gay Steve... and it converted him'
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big steve is king nothing much to say he's different than everyone else in his own way and very mysterious. HES LOADED it doesnt look like it bc hes really smart with his money. Bros a real life NPC.
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The most hallowed of pizzas, The Big Steve is a feast fit for Kings named after all Steve's natural pizazz and regal demeanor. It is the sustinance of gods, created by a master chef using only the finest quality ingredients from the world's most provacative locals. Chef's who are renowned and educated enough to craft this delicate and savory dish are to be worshiped like the king's and queens they serve. The aroma wafting from this delicacy is enough to make even the most strong willed vegan or perverbial "health nut" bend the knee and give in to their temptation. The parmesan garlic Alfredo sauce is reduced in a slow simmering sauce pan with hints of rosemary and oregano. The chicken is grilled flawlessly over the coals of a dying star. The grain used to craft the crust as well as the green peppers, sometimes reffered to as "the apple" in religious texts, placed atop this perfect pie are grown within the garden of Eden. Only the most prestigious examples of human kind such as Chuck Norris, Gandhi, or Fred Flinstone, are capable of devouring The Big Steve in it's entirety. If you are ever blessed with a pizza known as "The Big Steve", you should first thank God that he has blessed you and your taste buds that day, and secondly devour as much as you possibly can as this gift will likely not be bestowed upon you twice in the same lifetime.
Dude 1: Dude, my dad is going by Domino's tonight and he's gonna order "The Big Steve"!!!
Dude 2: Man that's freaking awesome, don't forget to bow before it when it comes through the door.