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bijection

when you get noooooo bitches, that's called rejection.

so you turn bisexual... but you still aint pullin?

call that a bijection

Damn did you hear about Eissa? Turns out he's a bijection.

Damn what an L + bozo + ratio

by madaret January 25, 2022


bijective

Quality of being adjacent in a sequence and completely overlapping in physical space.

Infinity and infinity^infinity are neighbors on a number line.

In physical space, they are completely contiguous (complete).

A relationship-of-continuity-that-is-a-relationship-of-contiguity is a bijective relationship.

by sandrashine June 9, 2020


love bijection

when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)

Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!

by fareastside March 1, 2010

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bijective conformalism

The state of asymmetric contiguity schematizing the interobjective line that connects the liminal point (self-consciousness) and the metaphenomenal point (consciousness).

The line is perfectly asymmetric (co-imperatively contingent) and achieves contiguity only at the liminal point.

Bijective conformalism connects conformalism and contiguity, asymmetry and self-symmetry, and consciousness and self-consciousness.

by sandrashine November 30, 2018


Bijectively

A very real word

Person 1: "You have bijectively made the situation worse"
Person 2: "No I haven't"

by JackalTheBomber March 19, 2023


bijective

To overlap physically in the future.

A bijective relationship involves not only a space-time overlap but an overlap in space AND time.

by fightfacilities November 8, 2020