birdaphrodite

Half Man, Half Bird ~ it stalks its prey with keen eyes...while wearing polka dot boxers

kid looking at bird: "i wonder how it would be if i could fly"
birdaphrodite looking at kid: "i wonder how it tastes?"

guy 1: "dude i hear that guy really did it!"
guy 2: "the one who dresses as birdman to every party?"
guy 1: "yeah he finally became a birdaphrodite"