the act of inserting one's foot (not necessarily part of sexual act) into the partner's/a girl's ass and walking around with her like she was footwear.
"bitch, be my shoe!"
"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."
"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
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adj. or n. a person, place or thing that is 1)making things harder than they should be 2)ruining a good atmosphere
Jerm was being bitch shoes after he had a case of diarrhea
This long ass stop light is being bitch sheos
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male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.
Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
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Compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. A shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
Dude is a "shoe bitch"! He buys them all whether needed or not.
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There are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
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