bitchhiker

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

Bitchhiker

A female hitchhiker.

:Why didn't you pick up that female hitchhiker?

:Oh, you mean that Bitchhiker? I dont know.

bitchhiking

Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.

"So how are you getting home this weekend?"

"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."

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bitchhikers

see the incorrectly spelled bitchhickers

- (driving) ...and that's why the muppets are so much cooler than sesame street.

- stfu and lets pick up those bitchhikers!