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The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
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Bitchless(derogatory)
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1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
"I can't believe it, I'm officially bitchless."
"You're giving Spidey a run for his money."
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1 - The average Genshin Impact player.
2 - The state of having no bitches
3 - The experience (or lack of) never having a woman's touch
"Yo Gloria I heard you play Genshin Impact? I didn't know you were bitchless."
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Having no female friends on your little cock
Nate and Connor are bitchless, as always
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Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
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