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The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.
Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO
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a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.
guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.
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The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.
"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"
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The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.
Guy1: Hey, are you going to do black friday?
Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?
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The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
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the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item
Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.
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The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday
"I'm holding out on buying my Christmas gifts this year until black friday rolls around, so I can get the best deals."
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