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A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).
"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"
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This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.
I thought she was down for a blowy but It turned into a high friction blandy!
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A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.
We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.
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a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister
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a swamp donkey who is a dead shit
blandy is a swamp donkey
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Masturbation using your mouth.
I had some time and I decided on a blandie.
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When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.
My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after