-(Adj.) Harshed beyond all recognition on green tequila at the SFU pub.
Hey Cam, have you seen Amy today? I heard she got totally blanned last night!
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A rude comeback or action which surprises the other person or persons which is used by others not the person to say the comeback.
She's more stupid than a donkey.
Wow, you're really blan dude.
I hate her, she's really ugly. She'll never get a boyfriend.
Why are you so blan?
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Short hand for Plan B
Guy 1: βHey bro, did you fuck her?β
Guy 2: βNah bruh i didnβt have any blans on me, I donβt wanna be a dadβ
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A Plan created out of pure boredom; an event made between two people because they dont have anything else to do.
Dave: Yo Randall I'm Bored
Randall: Ya me 2
Dave: Wanna go get some food or something
Randall: Well we have nothing else to do...
Dave: Well I guess we have a Blan
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A White Vagina Made up by the Familia Reynoso
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Generally for really White girls.
"Hey Bob did you see that Blan Cuca over there?"
"Yeah I did. That chick totally needs a tan!"
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blan is a hole
chett is the heart
a reminder that Cate Blanchett is a velvet sophisticated being that creates a staircase leads to an enchanting heavenly palooza where I vacay to fill the blan in my chett.