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Pronounced: Blarg-ing
Noun(s): Blarg
Spouting off ignorance or Making
Nonsensical remarks
Guy 1: Colby’s blarging again bro..
Guy 2: what a blarg.
Guy 3: oh god he just blarged all over your patio
It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.
bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge
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Blarg is a unique word, being the only word that not only means anything you want it to, or is used to show disinterest or boredom, but also is the only word that thousands upon thousands of people have claimed to have made up but has been around since man discovered they could use tools. Hobo Dave and Raymond Donn are amongst those who claim to have created the word, as well as some wierd dude called John who worked in the Games Workshop in Falkirk. I have also been known to use the word frequently in the past. I suppose, the true use of this word is to fill a gap in a sentence where appropriate. If a stoned person says "blarg", it is usually used to replace a word they cannot think of, or which they have forgotten.
"Blarg yer maw!!"
"Blarg tae aw da yids and swankers! (Hobo dave)"
"...Blarg man..."
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The word blarg has no concrete or absolute meaning. Its meaning is derived all from how you say it and in what mood you say it. If you say it depressedly in a low, melancholy tone, it is synonymous with a sigh or expression of sadness. If it's said in an apathetic tone, it means you're in a state of ennui. If you say it in a rageful voice, it is an expletive, etc. etc.
After setting yourself on fire: BLARG!!!
Bored: Blarg. (said in soft, monotone)
Pissed: BLAAAARG!!!!
Elated: Blarg! (In happy voice)
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A word used when there is nothing else to say. It is a random word but can be used as often as you would like. It defines randomness and can be used during awkward moments. It can also be used as people who say random words at times or just people who are random in general which are known as blargers.
Julia continues to say playground out of nowhere all the time, she's a blarger.
*awkward silence* "BLARG!", Sharon yelled.
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A word used in Red vs. Blue from Rooster Teeth Productions. The word was said by the great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to fluffy. The alien that only loves.
Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite". Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name. Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---. Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit! Crunchbite: blarg!
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1. A sigh of complete angst/depression.
2. A sigh of boredom
1. Blarg, someone in heaven created me only to laugh at my misery...
2. Wow, I am so bored...blarg...
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