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Pinning a serious crime on someone else.
"I got me this job one time busin' tables at a country club. So I could case all these big rich pricks that come in. So I pick out this guy, go in one night and do his place. He wakes up and gives me shit. So I killed him. Him and this tasty bitch he was with. That's the best part. She's fuckin' this prick, see, this golf pro, but she's married to some other guy! Some hotshot banker. And he's the one they pinned it on."
Elmo Blatch, convicted fellon.
I heard he was blatched by this heavy set dude, now he's doing a 50 year stretch!
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A way of verbally communicating immediate denial. Blatch can be used interchangeably with "Bitch" or "Batch" This term was founded by Krishna Evans in late 1999 during a Grant High School mens basketball fundraiser. It has since manifested its way into everyday use, especially at the Craps table at the Bellagio during March Madness.
Hey bro hook your boy up with a candy bar.
No Blatch! No free chocolates blatch!
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To regurgitate bile in the face of decency.
Verb inspired by column on Jack Layton by Christie Blatchford, a "journalist" who writes for the National Post.
On the day Jack died of cancer Christie blatched a hate-filled column describing him as "canny, relentless, thoroughly ambitious" because he had the audacity on his death bed to hope Canadians will choose love and hope over fear and hate.
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One who dedicates one's self to a particular sport to such an extreme it becomes annoying.
John: Yeah, I went to baseball practice yesterday. Did you?
Alex: Of course! It's only the best sport in the world! In fact, I just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and I subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last Monday. I'm still looking for an outfielder's glove and a catcher's mitt, though.
John: Dude, chill. You such a blatch about baseball.
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The darkened, or "tainted" area surrounding one's anal opening. Also known as "the Southern areola."
1. Let's touch blatches. Who's up for another round of blatchpong?
2. Oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. His pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.
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Dude, I got a hold of some stinky blatch last night and I just can't get the smell off me.
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Being of or pertaining to a race of unsightly creatures who roam around nocturnally terrorizing farm animals, small children, and disfigured old men.
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