Blide

An adjective. To describe a person that says something with no clue as to what they're talking about.

Geek 1: So if I multiply 256 by the power of 3 then subtract PI, I'll end up with... EUREKA!
Geek 2: Man, you're so blide...

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Blide

An excessively long, thin, and lanky penis. Antonyms: chode

The male stripper spun around so fast, his blide slapped her in the face.

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Blide

A genuinely terrible fucking person.

Tom: " You're a Blide, dude. "

Jim: " What the fuck is a Blide? "
Tom: " That means you're a genuinely terrible person. Go to hell. "

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blide bitch

Blide is an adjective meaning a person who has no clue of what he's saying blide bitch is a bitch who does the same .

Shut up you blide bitch