a term used for a male, usually used in British and Irish slang.
Oi, look at that funny lookin' bloake over there!
Which bloake you talking about?
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Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.
I am so bloaked for this food, I canβt wait to go home and eat it.
To fart through one's peehole. A male version of the ever-popular (and elusively delicious) "queef".
"Man, I just bloaked."
"Yeah? how you know?"
"Well, I farted out of my dick. isn't that what that is?"
"Well, it is now!"
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Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids
Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass
Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam that your problem sucks for you
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term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.
look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.
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noun
A term used to disguise the true meaning of a chat room; in which chat room contains participants by the name of Bekah, Lourdes, Omer, Anthony, Kieanna, Eric and Salomon.
you're not invited, that's only for bloakes