The act of a fair-haired person being distracted and wandering from one enticing place to another, with disregard for the original destination.
On her way to pick up the dry cleaning she began blondering through the brightly colored displays in the kitchen store.
A person who only f*cks blondes
Brunette: Hey I was wondering do....
Guy: Sorry I'm a Blonder
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When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else
person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"
Miranda has brown hair but she is blonder then most blonds
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Someone who enjoys the aroma of his own urine after the consumption of asparagus.
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Dumber than even the dumbest blonde, an empty headed idiot with dyed blonde hair.
'I thought she was dumb,but she's blonder than Barbie