When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly
Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.
A person who shoots up drugs and uses the excuse 'I donated blood at Red Cross' when someone sees the track marks in their arms.
My friend kept getting questioned on his track marks so he told everyone 'I'm a blood donor. Me and my wife went and donated at Red Cross yesterday'
That guy is a big blood donor. He's always trying to get some more heroin to shoot up.
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Blood donation followed by alcohol consumption. With less blood to dilute the alcohol in your system, it becomes easier to feel the effects of alcohol.
You: "My alcohol tolerance is so high, I've got to drink so much to feel anything nowadays."
Friend: "Why don't you go on a blood donor blitz?"
You: "Wowzers, that idea makes me equally excited and fearful for my personal health! I could feel good about giving blood to someone in need while I feel good about getting wasted on like 2 shots."