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an urban legend dating back to your childhood that goes a lil sumthin like this:
if you go in your bathroom with the lights off and recite
"Bloody Mary" three times to the mirror, she will appear in your mirror the way she looked after she left the bar and got in a horrible car accident (hence the drink name) and she'll KILL YA!
"Bloody Mary..Bloody Mary..you guys i dont wanna do this anymore..."
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A cocktail made from vodka, tomato juice, other spices, and a celery stick. Can also be used as a hangover cure. My recipe is:
1.5 shots vodka
2 shots tomato juice
2 shakes Worcestershire sauce
1 shake Tabasco
dash of horseradish
dash of salt & pepper.
Fill a highball glass with ice. Pour in the vodka, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and tomato juice, and stir with a celery stick. Dash the horseradish, then shake on pepper and salt (if using low-sodium tomato juice). Use the celery stick you stirred with as garnish.
Guy: BARKEEP! Another bloody mary!
Bartender: Dammit, Donnie, you've had 4 already, go home!
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A bloody mary is when your giving your girlfriend oral sex when her period begins.
She was climaxing, but then i ended up having a bloody mary
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The act of perforing oral sexon a female while she is on her period, causing her menstrul blood to enter your mouth in result.
He was really in the mood even after she warned him, so as he ate her out, he recieved a bloody mary
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Several meanings/roots in Britain. The most common reference being to the beheading of Mary Queen of Scots who was beheaded because she was Catholic after the creation of the Anglican church. The majority of English lords betrayed the strong claim to the line of royal succession in order not become subject the Catholic church again - partially out of fear of penalties the Catholic Church was likely to impose and partially because of royal marriages the Catholic Church was arranging to take power out of Britain. Thus all sort sof bad things are implied including betrayal and major turmoil, war, personal disaster, and a violent messy solution.
Alternatively British blasphemy -- which says The Virgin Mary was not a virgin as in Mary was bloody from her ruptured hymen. Of course such a blasphemy means you are going straight to hell having denied Christ is God's son. Thus Bloody Hell refers to huge disaster and misfortune. This form is seldom the sense used today - but when it is there is an implication that the Church or Christianity or God is at fault.
Bloody Mary, they did it again! They assassinated Lady Di for planning to marry into Al-Quaeda.
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Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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eating out a chick when she is on her menstrual cycle.
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