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While a women is giving you a blow job she grabs your balls and pulls hard down on them making you scream like a blow horn.
I went out with my girl last night and when we got home she instantly gave me a blow job. But then she grabbed my balls and pulled on them so hard that i screamed like a blow horn.
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The legendary, and most deadliest weapon to ever exist. Only the fattest and mightiest of the Akimichi may wield this ancient power. One shot from this, and an entire planet could be destroyed in an instant. How this works, is that the chosen weilder has a special type of fart gas, and when released, it can cause mass destruction. Basically, it is like a nuclear bomb that can be shot out of your booty, except it is 1 trillion times stronger.
Breaking News: A castastrophic Blow Horn Type 5 has destroyed planet Moksus.
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gay sex act started in california ( now in mid west )
on gay pride day everyone is San Fransisco takes turn on blow horn! One walks bent over, other smiles like a jackass eating shit. After 10 min they swap. Sad part they teaching mexicans cholo nasty tricks. In LA chicanos can be seen walking bent over.
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When you blow your load on your partner in 0 degree weather. Also you cum freezes on your partner leaving irritation
I Wanted to Alaskan blow horn my wife
when a girl blows inside a guys ass and pulls on his dick
Joeann was risky tonight, so she gave Jim a texas blow horn.
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"man, that girl has her tubes tied" "aww, so you can blow your horn huh?"
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The act of sucking your own dick.
No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.