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The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

John Blowe

The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.

Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.