abbr. for blueberry
"One time, I put blubes into my pancakes, and they came out all gooey!"
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Blood from a girl's pussy when she is on her period that is used as lubricant for anal sex.
"She was on the rag, so we had blube for anal."
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n. blonde pubic hair. (compare to rubes)
she had some gnarly blubes
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Verb. Pronounced "bloobed". Deviated from the word "blueberry". To prematurely ejaculate, although it can be used in other contexts as well.
Person 1: Yo dude, I was making out with your sister last night, and I totally blubed all over her face.
Person 2: You asshole!
Person 1: Dude, chill, at least I didn't blube inside her.
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(noun) Blonde pubes
adjective: blubey
"Michelle has blubes"
"Michelle is blubey"
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where you inflate a condom in an asshole.
You filled me so much from the Blubing last night.
term used to theorize that the character 2D from the virtual band Gorillaz has blue pubes.
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This theory started with a few edgy 13-15 year olds looking at cartoon porn of said character, and seeing that some artists drew him with blue pubes. Then after jacking off for approximately 4 hours and nutting about twelve times, they proceed to drag their tired bodies to their phones and draw pictures on their instagram stories of 2D with a giant wiggle dick and said blubes. it's that bad.
"AAAAAA LMAO BLUBES BLUBES BLUBES SQUAD"
"AAAAAA IM SURROUNDED BY PREPUBESCENT CHILDREN"