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"Because from time to time i like throw back a few blue bombers and hit out on the town!"
-Bob Kelso
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After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."
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Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.