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To receive a blow job while having a shit.
As it's your birthday today I'll give you a blumke as a special treat.
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When you get a blowjob whilst you're having a shit.
"Mitch is in the doghouse again."
"why? What's happened?"
"He asked Kerri Anne for a blumke."
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When your wife has a three way with a Nigerian and a pit bull
I had a friend once. His wife would Blumke him every time she went to Vegas
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To defecate on your partner's chest, and smear the excrement into their chest with your bottom, while they perform oral sex
She's a 1, but she's up for a tarmac blumke