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the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.
Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"
"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
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N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.
John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.
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A: What did you do today?
B: Nothing. Slept til 2. Ate some pizza bites. Laid around.
A: What a blumplestiltskin.
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The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.
Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.
Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.
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