blunket

the act of ejaculating in another's eyes so that they are unable to see

i gave her such a blunket last night she mistook her tampon for a ciggy

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Blunket Blunken

A variation on Blunken (taking a shit whilst receiving a blow job). Whilst a man is getting a blow job and shitting, he lifts her head and stabs her in both eyes with his penis so as she is temporarily or permanently blinded. With reference to David Blunket, the blind MP.

"Half way throu the Blunken I prodded her in both eyes with my cock and gave her a Blunket Blunken"

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blunketed

When one of your friends says they are going to do something but then end up not following through with it later.

“Hey, didn’t John say he was going to play tennis with us at 3:00?”

“Yeah, guess we got blunketed.”