blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

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blurf

1. an expletive used to express disdain or annoyance

2. anything and everything

1. Blurf! I just got a dirty sanchez!

2. CARFIN PUDDY MERKER! I JUST BLURFED ON YOUR MOM.

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Blurf

1. Not having the ability to hold you liquor. This generally leads to the loss of potential lays and newly made friends. As for old friends, well hopefully they drank as much as you and no one will remember it in the morning.

Tim: Did you get that chicks number dude?
Jay: Nah, that tequila totally kicked my ass and i blurfed all over her.

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Blurf

1. An onomatopoeia (written sound effect) used to express disgust. People use this word as an exaggerated, comical way of acting like he or she is vomiting.

Dad: That sweat stain right there on the couch is where you were conceived 15 years ago.

Mom: Oh my🤭

Son: Huh? …OH! Ewww! Blurf!

Blurf

Blurf is used as an insult towards people who are annoying and stupid.

Oh rebecca, don’t be such a blurf or you will have no friends!

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blurf

blog-surf

"what have you been doing all day?"
"gawker, boing boing, perez hilton, you know..."
"you spent all day blurfing!?!"

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Blurf

To expel air from the penis.

Similar to a fart or queef.

person 1: dude what's that smell
person 2: sorry i just blurfed
person 1: oh that's hot

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