blurinate

To urinate whilst discharging blood.

"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"

blurine

cloudy urine, such as the first piss right after plowing some broad or after a long night of getting really fucked up on some hardcore chemicals, such as lsd or trittles.

my blurine isn't supposed to have a green tinto to it like that.

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