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Bluterus

The female equivalent of blue balls. When a woman is aroused to a point where stopping the sexual stimulation becomes highly frustrating and/or physically uncomfortable.

Don't stop in the middle of getting your lady off, or she'll get bluterus and resent your dumb ass.

by Badwig February 11, 2017

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Bluterus

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin β€œD” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!

β€œI need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”

by When a Goddess needs her God October 13, 2019