blutzed

a)Literally, "blunted" + "blitzed"
b) The feeling that one feels when mixing drinking with smoking weed.

"Dude, I am totally blutzed right now. Pass that bowl."

Blutz

A fart directed at someone during a phone conversation after posing a leading question.

A skillful blutz involves asking the target a question regarding a topic with which they hold an interest, prompting an enthusiastic reply whereby one 'blutzes' them mid sentence.

You: 'Do you keep your ketchup in the fridge?'

Them: 'Nah, it's full of preservatives so by the time...'
You: *blutz
Them: *silence
You: 'I just blutzed you, are you OK?'
Them: *laughs/*hangs up

blutz

- noun
1. a thrusting blow to the chin, esp. with the fist.
2. an unexpected result with negative shocking consequences

-verb

3. to give swift punch to the chin.
4. to receive a sudden or unexpected assault to a person's face
5. to received an unexpected assault to one's character or person
6. to betrayal with extremely negative results
–verb (used without object)
3. to give a sharp blow to a person or thing, as with the fist: She blutzed him.

1. When Jason wasn't looking Steve blutzed him and left his face black and blue.

2. Alicia blutzed Paul when she announced she was leaving him for his best friend

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Blutz

Something you expected to be cool that turned out to be a disappointment.

"That party was supposed to be awesome, but there was no alcohol and the music sucked. It was a huge blutz."

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