Mississippi Boatride

When two people are having sex in the shower and one of the two people drop a deuce. The deuce then slides to the drain like a boat and swirls around in the drain.

Female: "I can't believe that you did that in the shower this morning!"
Male: "They refer to me as the captain of the Mississippi Boatride."

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Boatriders

Person or persons whose excessive, over-exuberant, frenetic and incessant sexual activity propagates mechanical energy waves throughout surrounding structures in the neighbourhood and leaves other residents feeling as if they were onboard an Atlantic trawled

An obsessive compulsive disorder centred around the need for constant sexual stimulation

I was hoping for a peaceful afternoon nap, but those boatriders are under sail again