boif

Short for boyfriend.

"Chrissy, your boif is a geek."
"I'd like you to meet my new boif."

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Boifed

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

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Boif

When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.

you fucked that fat girl?! how loud did she boif man?

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Boif

Short for "boyfriend" who is also "hubby material".

I went out with my boif today.

A: Have your parents met your boif yet?

B: Not yet, we just started going out