bombed up

drunk , fucked up, falling down over intoxicated

My dad is a off the boat European so imagine this in broken English

"You come home 2 in the morning....bombed up...dummy"

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bomb up dil

1. To get laid, as in to have intercourse. Also, the direct translation is to explode your penis in a vagina. AKA 'B (up arrow) D' or the most reknown way of writing it is to draw a bomb, with an (up arrow), then a dildo, or a penis-like object.

2. Used as slang for everything, and anything.

3. Can also be combined with other words, such as "bomb up shop", "bomb up school", "bomb up poop". Origins are only known to Adrian Pierce and Adam Simpson of HHS Class of '05.

"BOMB UP DIL!!!" ; used as a shout-out.

"I got bombed-up-dill with that chick last night."

(seen as a defacement on public property)

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Wake-up Bomb

Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.

When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.

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Bomb-bay mix-up

Accidently licking the wrong hole during an amorous encounter and getting an unexpected taste of the previous evening's takeaway.

i was eating this girl out, but then got a chinese bomb-bay mix-up.

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