bongelier

noun, plural bong·e·liers

Pron. bong-ah-li-yey alt Pron. bong-ah-leer

An employee at a headshop, esp. a knowledgeable one. Pipe steward.

see - sommelier, barista, seamstress, haberdasher.

I asked the bongelier if they sold bongs, and he was like, "Nah, dude, but I can totally show you our complete line of waterpipes - we have some kick-ass new ones with cool diffusers - totally appropriate for your, um, tobacco."