Boomswaggled

To trick, or deceive. To Con said subject out of something.

I was boomswaggled by the guy outside of the liquor store when i found out that he did not really have a family waiting in his car, or even a car that was out of gas. He really wanted the money for drugs and beer.

BoomSwaggle

To befuddle or confuse; usually connotates surprise.

I was boomswaggled by (whatever boomswaggled you).

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Boomswaggling

The act of pouring wet concrete inside your opponent’s asscrack, so when it hardens they can’t shit anymore. If they try to shit, they will explode and die from needing too much force to push poop through hard concrete.

Bartholomew: Gertrude you’re a bitch
Gertrude: I’m gonna fucking boomswaggle you
Bartholomew: No wait! Please! I take everything back!
Gertrude: Too late motherfucker (*starts boomswaggling*)
Bartholomew: aw fuck i gotta take a shit (*fucking explodes and dries*)