Booty Bagel

A pastry originated in southern America, shaped like a bagel. Composed of dingleberries, shit streaks chiseled straight out of the toilet bowl, diarrhea, bowel clippings, and seasoned with ass shavings. With a hint of tangy, and a blast of nuttiness, the perfect breakfast to accompany your JungleJizzJam.

Nate was starving, so he made and ate a booty bagel to satisfy his hunger.