Bootypocalypse

A large amount of booty in one area. usually lots of skinny jeans or yoga pants. so much boot in fact that it may cause cranial or cognitive trauma.

random guy: watch out, the bootypocalypse is upon us, accept your fate... and enjoy it *wink*
you: *runs to find the booty*

Bootypocalypse

usually at a high school football game or other public event evolving teen aged girls and fall weather. Involves a large group of the teen aged female population wearing skinny jeans, leggings, yoga pants, or other types of very tight pants that show a defined booty. Usually they are also wearing hooded sweatshirts.

there is also a 2% margin for error in this, the girls wearing sweatpants.

guy 1: hey dude were you at the football game last night?
guy 2: yeah dude there was such a bootypocalypse, i almost overdosed on booty
guy 1: dude i know, did you see girl 1
guy 2: Yeah man those leggings gripped her booty deliciously.

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