Bottom Syndrome

When bottoms think that a bottom is a top, simply because they want to be railed by them.

See, the reason you think this is because you have what's called, "bottom syndrome," which is a condition in which bottoms see someone they *want* to get railed by, but is actually a bottom, and claim they are a top, because the horny sensors in their brain blind them from seeing what's true. It's a common phenomenon amongst your people.

Bottom Syndrome

Unlike Down Syndrome which causes a person suffering from it to have below average intelligence amongst other physical flaws, Bottom Syndrome causes a person suffering from it to be as stupid as humanly possible.

Mike: Man, john is just such a retard! does he have down-syndrome?

Richard: Actually, he's too stupid to have Down syndrome, i think he might have Bottom Syndrome.

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Pancake Bottom Syndrome

A person with a very flat rear end, usually resembling two large flat pancakes. Usually this person is rather thin and slender, and could be otherwise attractive. Its simply the lack of a behind

Hey check out that cute girl. Shes really pretty!

Yeah, but she's a victim of pancake bottom syndrome. Her behind is flat as a pancake.

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classic bottom syndrome

When a bottom's brain associates orgasm with anal stimulation so much that it becomes hard or impossible to orgasm from penile stimulation alone

I tried to beat off last night but I couldn't cum without fingering myself, classic bottom syndrome popped off

irritable bottom syndrome

A syndrome when you drop so much bottom banter it hurts

Crostin: Yo PJ
PJ: Yo you got irritable bottom syndrome (IBS)?

Chronic Bottom Syndrome

someone who constantly has sweater paws, very shy, blushes at everything, and blatantly obviously bottoms in bed. (typically in lgb+ relationships)

that girl definitely has chronic bottom syndrome.