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Barney: Robin, did you know that "Boutonniere" is French for "booty is near?"...True story.
Robin: Did you know "Barney" is French for "sad little guy who works way too hard to get laid?"
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The flowers men wear to dances. The male equivalent of a corsage. I know you should wear one to the Homecoming dance, but other than that I'm unsure if you should to wear it to other dances.
The boutonniere was pinned to his sport coat.
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A pigeon poop boutonniere is what you're likely to get from sitting on the church steps while waiting for the service to begin. Church steeples and belfries are notorious pigeon roosts. A pigeon aroused from its roost is unlikely to control its bowels and routinely poops to shed unnecessary take-off weight.
My brother got a pigeon poop boutonniere for his brand new suit last Sunday.
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