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A home gym. Has rods instead of weights. Power rods that is.
Jacob Hill owns a bowflex. He is strong.
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:a fully erect penis that is slightly arched and oscillating up and down.
"Check out my bowflex Misty. This power rod has perfect form. Wrap your lips around it and avago."
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A good home gym for those short on living space, but damn expensive ($1500 for the whole set!!) Better off to get some REAL weights or a GYM membership for a fraction of the cost.
Joe: Did you see that new Bowflex commercial?
Dave:Yep, but$49.95 a month my ass!!
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The most expensive coat hanger you'll ever buy.
Alex: "Dude, you're getting fat - why don't you use the Bowflex your dad bought?"
Eric: "'cause there isn't any room in the closet for our winter coats..."
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What big Martha uses to work out.
Get the fuck off my Bowflex before i fuck you up. If you ever use my Bowflex again ill kill you. Got it Ho!
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A sexual maneuver named for its many moving parts as well as for the stamina and strength needed to sustain it. In a missionary position, grab the female partner's left shoulder with your left hand and slide your right arm under her ass. Pull her ass up off the bed so that you're on your elbow. Position yourself, and push your body off the ground on your tip-toes. As you pump downward, pull her body upward with your hand under her ass, and use your left hand to keep her from sliding away.
"I gave Maria the Bowflex for like an hour last night."
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Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.
brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing
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