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Braphog

A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.

My braphog hit her first 4.0 on the Richter scale after I introduced wet dog food to her diet!

by qweqweqweddddd March 27, 2018

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Braphog

a person usually a female with a nice fat ass

Oh GOD! please give me a braphog gf!

by everybodyloveschris July 17, 2018

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Braphog

A braphog is an obese, exceedingly large, and gassy woman in which a great many of men partake in emotionless intercourse with. the word 'brap' in braphog comes from the very obvious flatulent nature of said women which stems from the overconsumption of goyslop such as various dairy products, sickeningly sugary foods, and fructose from the soda they drink gallons of per day. the word 'hog' in braphog comes from the unbelievably giant and chunky figure of these women, and many people say this resembles your typical farm pig

On my hecking HELLCAT, Chloe is an obese braphog bitch!

I'm gonna deport these fat whores to O-Black for being fat and obese braphogs.

by bgiblet March 3, 2024

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