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Up on a hill overlooking the beautiful smog of Southern California, Brea Olinda High School is the stereotype of a normal high school. Besides the fact that their sports teams are generally quite crappy with few exceptions.
The students are broken up into classic stereotypes with your jocks , cheerleaders , outcasts, nerds, emos, cholos, druggies, and somewhat normal people. The student body is mainly made up of white kids (most who think that they are the shit), a good handful of Asians and wannabe "gangster" Hispanics, and only sprinkle of black kids. The overall attitude of the school is quite snobby and prideful.
There are few traditions at BOHS. At the Rallys, a usually failed attempt to pump up the student body for an upcoming event, a kid in the audience will bring a beach ball and blow it up and hit it around causing the student body to go ballistic. However there is always that one kid who will hand it to a teacher or simply hit it down to the floor, causing the gym to erupt in "boos". Also there is a tradition that at different times in the Rally, a class, usually the Sophomores, will start a "Freshman suck" chant.
The staff at BOHS is almost non existent. They almost never enforce the Dress Code rule causing a large population of whore-ish looking girls, and also you will never see the "Higher ups" in the staff walking around. They tend to favor cruising around in golf carts with their shades, leering at passer bys to make it seem like they're doing something.
Felix: "Dude their football team sucks."
Greg: "What did you expect? They're from Brea Olinda High School."
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A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.
The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.
The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.
(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
A high school on top of a hill that has terrible traffic in the morning, and especially in the afternoon.
The layout of the school can be confusing to traverse since it's so damn symmetrical and you might find yourself on the opposite side of the school on the way to your next period. There's a pointless diagonal pattern pathway in the center grass field in the middle of the school that most students just ignore and walk their own way. The stairs and hallways are always crowded especially when it's lunch break, and if you're not lucky enough to have a 4th period class near the lunch stalls you're gonna have to wait in even more crowded lines to get the lunch they hand out, not that you'd be missing much since the lunch they give out is worse than prison food. The student population is well over 1,500 so it's no mystery why it's like that.
The teachers are okay, the counselors are alright, if you go to this school chances are you'll probably also go to college. If not, then you're not one of the majority of the students who do and you'll also most likely be attending the secondary school halfway down the hill called Brea Canyon High School, don't worry though you have to have an IQ of less than 15 to get there or either you chose to go there instead since it's easier and they have shorter school days.
Fun Fact: Sometimes in the morning Brea Olinda High School has a crow that perches on top of the flagpole and just watches people pass by, it's actually quite majestic.
(Probably an undercover bird drone to spy on the students)
It's a school with an innate ability to make the most coordinated person loose all balance and begin to stumble into other people while navigating the campus.
*This anomaly occurs within a 500 meter radius potentially affecting the nearby continuation school, Brea Canyon High School.
Example in a sentence: Hey I noticed that you can't walk properly in public spaces, is it safe to assume you attend Brea Olinda High School?
It's a school on a hill. That should be enough to explain, but here's some more details...
It's a place where the staff drive around in golf carts so much you'd swear they were practicing for a real-life Mario Kart race. A place where they spend $4,000 on Operation: Russia instead of bettering the wi-fi and their technology. A place where the teachers go from being cool to strict by the end of the year due to how chaotic the place is. A place where pizza and fast food is delivered because the students spend overtime with their extracurricular activities.
The teachers are often a case of hit and miss. Some teachers are exceptional and actually make you want to learn. Some teachers make you wanna shank them. And others couldn't restore order if their life depended on it because they keep getting run over by a metaphorical car.
The rallies there also seem to be run by communists because no matter how much effort the others put in, the points always go to the Seniors. They could all ditch the rallies and still somehow win. Often, the best events end up being the performances in between of the major announcements, ranging to somewhat mediocre to pretty good.
Overall, it's okay. Not the best, but certainly not the worst.
Fun fact: There is one teacher who is universally hated by every sophomore that takes their class at Brea Olinda High School.
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snakes, caucasians who think their shit doesn't stink, and a staff that is made up of former (and current) crackheads, nerds, ancient dinosaurs, and the young ones who just can't seem to update grades until the last day of the semester. brea olinda high school is not only less than mediocre, but at the top of hill where the teachers have no idea what to do in an emergency. known as the wildcats, many of bohs' residents wake up in the morning, ready to face a day of the wrestling coach dragging kids out of class for drugs, girls spraying more perfume than their body weight, and getting in mile long lunch lines (which take up about fifteen minutes of a twenty minute lunch break.) stereotypical? nope. instead of jocks, cheerleaders, and nerds, we have mexicans who are part of "blood" and "crip" gangs, the kids that color their hair because they think it's edgy, the ones that talk about bottom text memes, the ones who talk about offensive memes, the group of freshman that were earlier known as the "skater squad"(only because they went to active once, and rode a penny board in the seventh grade.) a few kids that tried to get famous, the choir kids, who have to make it obvious that "i can't, i have choir rehearsal" every day, even on holidays? okay. the cheerleaders who go through the loss of a team member every three weeks, and the seniors who everyone knows because they were in asb or link crew at some point. hell isn't underground, it's on a hill, in a canyon.
brea olinda high school? the one full of privileged whites who think racism is funny? okay! i know that school!
brea olinda high school (2016/17) is a school that understands that they're the only people on earth, and that degrading yourself is the way to be cool. 😎
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