A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.
John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!
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the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.
Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?
Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.
Gay Man1: No way dude really?
Gay Man2: YES WAY!!
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When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.
Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.
A man that gets his woman pregnant.
yo homeslice.. I'ma be a dad in 5 months time cuz my girl told me that she has bread in da oven!!
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Greatest Toaster to ever exist-GARFGARF
Mitsubishi Electric bread oven is the greatest toaster to ever exist