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bretch

1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.

2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.

3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.

1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"

2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"

3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"

by Kenndawg August 20, 2005

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bretch

n. a pest, an annoying or troublesome person or thing,
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast

v. to complain

His Physics exam today was a bretch.

That kid looks like an overzealous bretch.

by tinesife December 19, 2011

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Bretch Hill

Originally the dumping ground for Britain's unwanted, the Oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross Banbury. Has reached news headlines a number of times including the most recent beheading in nearby Mold Crescent.

Person: "oi brrap yo let's go up Bretch and get sum bud off ya mum"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"

by ElleFi May 21, 2009

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Bretch marks

When a personโ€™s clothing stretches (specifically around the breast area) due to having too large of breasts, with too small of a shirt. This gives the appearance of stretch marks in the shirt material and is best viewed with a white shirt. Also applies to men with moobs.

โ€œDude, look at that chick walking down the street...major bretch marks with that extra small t shirt with them Double-Dโ€™sโ€

โ€œThat guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gymโ€

by joeypockets October 21, 2018