brewtality

Unwarranted strong-arm behavior caused by the perpetrator's having imbibed too much coffee and/or malted beverages.

I have lower-than-normal inhibitions and an inherent tendency to resentfully lash out as it is, so I avoid caffeine and alcohol like the plague, since I am concerned that I might then commit brewtality if someone upset me.

brewtality

drinking many brews out of rage in a very brutal matter.

my alcoholic fathers life was filled with brewtality

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Brewtal

A brutally awesome cup of tea or coffee.

MATE! THIS TEA IS FUCKING BREWTAL!

brewtal

n. the act of drinking beer, or BREWskies; usually comically used by metal heads or hardcore kids who use the term "brutal"

Let's run by seven eleven so we can get brewtal after the show.

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Police Brewtality

The rare and deserved destruction of a police car and man by the drunk driver whose freedom he attempted to squelch.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."

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