Bri-ence

An act or statement made by an individual named Brian that defies science and/or common decency, which often times leaves the people around him laughing at his shear stupidity. One who has a bri-ence moment also allows his nearby neighbors to look like the world’s best husbands, due to his incompetence.

You can totally build a retaining wall out of paving stones if you dig down 2 inches for the first layer.....I read it on the internet....Bri-ence

Matt: Did you hear Brian is bringing home dinner for his young family after work?
Dan: No way that’s so nice of him!
Matt: It would have been if he hadn’t gone to bar instead and got home after his kids went to bed. Total Bri-ence
Dan: Ha at least we’re not Brian!!! High Five to us!!!