Bromancer

One who easily seduces, cajoles, dominates, attracts, and or otherwise holds supranatural sway over the male gender. A Bromancer can be anything from an Alpha Type male that both unwittingly and unerringly commands leadership amongst the males in the room and a Vampy woman whose job it is to do yoga, pilates, and pole dancing 8 hours a day.
The term now used most commonly as sarcastic insult has it's roots in the Medieval Occult Wars between the years of none of your business where two sections of the most ancient Bromany family waged a most deadly blood feud resulting in the Black Plague and the Potato. The two great Bromany families the German Brosteins and the Russian Bromanovs were wiped out leaving the well meaning Polish Bromansky family who promptly left for the New World by paying the Vikings with the secrets of Bromancy and friendship.
Fraternamancy is you trying to be cute with the Latin. No one is impressed with the Latin.
Enchantresses consciously seduce men while the solipsistic science of Bromancy is entirely unconscious.

Saoroise is beloved by all the males for she is an 11th level Bromancer.

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Bromance

Bromance is the combination of two words, "brother" and "romance". It describes the unique male bonding found between "brothers from another mother". This is between heterosexual males and no matter what is never seen as a gay relationship, though it may be joked about.

Those two have such a bromance, they literally know what the others thinking.

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Bromance

Two straight guys that say I love you to each other while sober

If they joke about fucking each other they're probably in a bromance.

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Bromance

The complicated relationship shared between two straight guys. It describes (one of) the highest levels of friendship that two guys can have without being gay.

Example of a Bromance: Troy and Abed from the tv show 'Community'.

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Bromance

Bromance - Loving another man in the most heterosexual way.

ryan: I love you bro
chester: Me too bro
BROMANCE

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Bromance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.

Steve: Ah, Dave!!! I can't believe you stole this first pressing of Aladdin Sane from your record store for me. We were just talking about this the other night.

Dave: No sweat, pal.

Steve: That is some full-on bromance. You're the man.

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Bromance

The strange relationship between two straight males. It can't really be described but you know it when you see it.

Bro 1: Dude you're the yin to my yang.

Bro 2: aww <3. that's totally platonic though right?
Bro 1: No shit
Bro 2: good. I'm glad it's just a bromance.

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