broadhurst

A bold man with a vocabulary as big as his moles.

"Look at that Broadhurst over there

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Broadhurst

The last name given to a person who loves to lie. These lies usually are fucking annoying and cancerous. The "Broadhurst" usually likes to steal things too. Broadhursts also like cats and usually seen playing fortnite with his boys.

Broadhurst: Hey Danny
Danny: Ya.
Broadhurst: The test isn't on the body parts.
Danny: Are you sure?
Broadhurst: Ya
*After the test*
Danny: Fucking Broadhurst.
Broadhurst: Wanna play fortnite?

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The Broadhurst Rule

Rule that is put into effect on certain social occasions that require multiple people to split a bill that could potentially cause complications. Someone must state ahead of time that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" or else no one can be expected to observe it. When the rule is in effect, everyone attending the event must bring cash so no debit or credit cards have to be thrown onto the table in a massive, confusing pile. If someone forgets to observe the rule, they must pay for the whole bill with their card or leave right away at the beginning of the event.

You and 5 friends are going out to dinner to celebrate someone's birthday, ahead of time you state that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" everyone except your friend Wayne brings cash to split the bill. Wayne now has to pay for the whole bill.