brogent

An upper class establishment of Bros who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.

A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.

A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Shaun Connery fucking the queen.

A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.

I think I'm more of a brogent. It's a kind of high-five and tip-of-the-hat crossover.

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Brogent

In the Military a Brogent is a Non-Commisioned Officer, whom is also a Bro.

A Brogent is expected to portray himself as both capable of leading soldiers, and his fellow Bros to acomplish the mission. Be that clearing a building(of insurgents or Angry Boyfriends), or negotiating the minefield(or a bar at 2am).

"You have earned the rank of Brogent."-Brogent Czek

"Brogent Smith, I think it would be best if you just stayed as the white guy" -Brogent Czek

"When Nick make the rank of Brogent, I'm going to spartan kick him in the chest, and then buy him a beer."-Brogent Smith

Brogent

An upper class establishment of Bro’s who consider the regular Bro code lacking in wit, charm and discretion. A Brogent still abides by the Bro code whilst doing so with a sense of style and cavalier not often displayed by the average Bro.

A Brogent is by no means a Gentleman of old – As he is by no means a Bro of modern day… but a modern hybrid of self proclaimed brilliance.

A Brogent is as promiscuous as 1986 - As daring as a high five at a funeral – As charming as reach around in a truck stop toilet… Whilst being as composed as William Shatner on a cigarette break – As assuring as a desperate and dateless with an open bar – and as sophisticated as Sean Connery fucking the queen.

A Brogent won’t only tell you who and what he did. He will do so with proper pronunciation using an old English vernacular for some reason.

why is gregg wearing a top hat and hitting on chicks with a shakespearean accent whilst administering kegstands?

didn't you know, he's a brogent

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